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SEE THE THIRD WORLD WAR LIVE!

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LONDON

APARTMENT TO RENT!

YES, A CHANCE OF A LIFE TIME TO SEE THE BIGGEST WAR IN EARTH'S HISTORY RIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR OWN WINDOW.

OUR CENTRAL LOCATION OFFERS SPECTACULOR VIEWS OF THE CARPET BOMBING OF ONE OF THE WORLD'S BIGGEST CITIES.

SPECIAL LOCAL FEATURES INCLUDE:

THE GUARENTEED DESTRUCTION OF :

ARMY BARRACKS,

UK'S MOST POWERFUL FINANCIAL CENTRE,

WORLD FAMOUS BRIDGES.

SLAUGHTER OF MILLIONS

WAKE IN THE MORNING TO THE SMELL OF BURNING FLESH AND THE CRIES OF THE INJURED AND DYING. THEN, AFTER EATING ONE OF HOTDAYHOMESHEARTYBREAKFASTS, WHY NOT TAKE A LESIURLY STROLL THROUGH THE BOMBSITES AND WATCH THE EMERGENCY SERVICES CLEAR BODIES FROM THE STREETS.

AFTER ALL THAT WALKING, YOU DESERVE A REST. WHAT BETTER WAY TO UNWIND THAN WITH AN NICE COLD GLASS OF REFRESHING HOTDAY RATION BEER . WHY NOT TRY ONE OF OUR TASTY HOTDAY sawdust BURGERS BEFORE HEADING OFF FOR A GUIDED TOUR OF THE CITY, INCORPORATING : MAJOR HISTORICAL SITES AND FINSINSHING WITH DINNER IN ONE OF LONDON'S LUXURY HOTELS. THE RESTURANT OFFERS SPECTACUL;AR VIEWS OF ONE OF LONDON'S FINEST PARKS, chosen by the authorities for the storage of thousands of body bags and shell shocked refugees.